how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park
i love how on tumblr there are people who agree with things and people who disagree with things but the only thing we all agree on is that leonardo dicaprio deserves an oscar
I don’t care if he wins best supporting actress just let him win one already.
being insecure is more accepted than being confident in yourself and that’s just fucking bull shit to me
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
“Are you coming to bed” Helena asks
“No, not yet” says Tim as he continues to write his Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter fanfiction.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
so i was sitting in a room in the hospital, waiting for the doctor to see me, and all of a sudden “Heat of the Moment” started playing and then i realized, it’s Tuesday. so i yelled DEAN! really loud and all of a sudden from the next room, i hear “SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!”
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.
This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100